Your Guide to the Tour de Stooges

Whether you are a seasoned road cyclist or a family looking for a fun Saturday outing, this event offers a unique blend of fitness and fun that you won't find anywhere else.

A "Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk" Kind of Adventure

The Tour de Stooges has become a beloved tradition for riders across the region who appreciate a well-organized ride with a sense of humor. Starting from the beautiful campus of McKendree University, the routes take you through the quiet, rolling country roads of St. Clair and Clinton Counties. The atmosphere is lighthearted, the scenery is pastoral, and the hospitality is second to none. It is the perfect opportunity to grab your helmet, channel your inner Moe, Larry, or Curly, and enjoy the fresh air with hundreds of fellow cycling enthusiasts.

What to Expect

Themed Rest Stops - Enjoy well-stocked aid stations named after your favorite Stooges characters, featuring plenty of snacks, hydration, and friendly volunteers.
Full Ride Support - Ride with confidence knowing that SAG (Support and Gear) vehicles are roaming the courses to assist with mechanical issues or tired legs.
Post-Ride Feast - After crossing the finish line, settle in for a delicious hot lunch, which is a hallmark of the Tour de Stooges experience.
Stooge Cinema - Relax after your ride with screenings of classic Three Stooges shorts, providing the perfect soundtrack of slapstick comedy for your post-ride meal.
Scenic Rural Routes - Experience the peaceful beauty of Southern Illinois, featuring low-traffic roads, farm vistas, and the historic charm of Lebanon.

Course Descriptions

The Tour de Stooges offers a variety of route options to ensure that every rider finds their perfect "knucklehead" distance. From flat, easy loops for families to more challenging distances for those looking to clock some serious miles, there is a path for everyone.

Route Name	Distance	Description
The Curly	Short Loop	A flat and friendly route perfect for families, beginners, and those who want a quick spin before lunch.
The Larry	Middle Distance	A moderate ride that ventures further into the countryside, offering beautiful views and a few gentle rollers.
The Moe	Metric Century	The ultimate challenge for the day, covering significant mileage through the rural landscape with full support along the way.

Event Highlights

What sets this event apart is the focus on the experience beyond the bicycle seat. The Tour de Stooges is designed to be a full day of entertainment. The "vibe" is decidedly relaxed - you will see plenty of smiles, hear plenty of "whoop-whoop-whoops," and likely see a few creative jerseys along the way.

Support & Amenities: We take pride in our "Best in the Midwest" support. Our rest stops are strategically placed to keep you fueled and hydrated, and our route marking is clear and easy to follow. We want you to focus on the ride and the fun, while we handle the logistics.

Family-Friendly Fun: This is a great event to introduce younger riders to the world of organized cycling. The shorter routes are manageable for children, and the festive atmosphere at the start/finish area keeps everyone entertained. Lebanon itself offers a wonderful backdrop with its historic "Brick Street" shopping district and local parks to explore after the event wraps up.

Post-Event Atmosphere: The celebration continues long after the riding is done. The community gathering at the end of the ride is the perfect place to swap stories from the road, enjoy a hearty meal, and laugh along with the Stooges on the big screen. It is a Saturday tradition that brings people back year after year.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of route options are available for the Tour de Stooges?

We offer a variety of route lengths to accommodate everyone from casual cruisers to long-distance enthusiasts. Each path winds through the scenic rural landscapes near Lebanon, featuring quiet country roads and beautiful rolling terrain.

Is the Tour de Stooges a family-friendly event?

Absolutely! This event is designed for recreational riders of all ages and skill levels. With shorter route options and a fun, lighthearted atmosphere, it is the perfect weekend activity for families looking to enjoy the outdoors together.

What kind of support and rest stops are provided along the way?

Riders can look forward to well-stocked rest stops featuring snacks, hydration, and plenty of "Stooge-style" fun. Our dedicated support teams provide:

Mechanical assistance for minor repairs
SAG (support and gear) vehicles to assist riders
Clear route marking and maps

What should I bring with me on ride day?

All participants must wear a helmet and bring a bicycle in good working condition. We also recommend carrying a spare tube, a water bottle, and a sense of humor to fully enjoy the themed experience.

Is there a meal provided for participants?

One of the highlights of the Tour de Stooges is the famous post-ride lunch served at the finish line. It is a wonderful opportunity to relax, swap stories with fellow riders, and enjoy a delicious meal after your morning in the saddle.

Where do I park and check in on Saturday morning?

Check-in and parking are located centrally in Lebanon - please check the event website for the specific staging area details. Arriving early will give you plenty of time to pick up your packet and prepare for a smooth departure.

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